Director says Rule one of birthday films: never say the age out loud unless they asked. Rule two: say it anyway, in huge letters.

Birthday videos: ideas, funny lines and invitations that beat a card

A birthday film is the rare gift that makes a grown adult go quiet at their own party. Here is everything we know about making one: the words, the ideas, the length and the invitation.

Start with what to say if you have the idea but not the words, or with how to make a birthday video if you have neither. Everything else is below, by the kind of birthday you are dealing with.

Birthdays

Holidays

Small business

Questions people ask

What is the quickest way to make a birthday video?

Pick one idea (usually the age or one true thing about the person), write two short lines, and let a short animated film carry them. On Nine a film of up to 20 seconds is made while you watch, with a voice, music and sound effects already in it.

Do I need photos to make a birthday video?

No. A drawn film needs no photograph at all, which is handy when every photo of the birthday person is from 2009.

How long should a birthday video be?
Short. Fifteen to thirty seconds is right for a message sent by phone, and under a minute for anything shown at a party. There is a whole page on how long a birthday video should be.

Your idea, ready to go“A funny 20-second birthday film for my sister Maya, who turns 40 today and still can't whistle.”

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